Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
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A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
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Show me someone in denial and I’ll show you a person in Egypt up to their ankles.
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Visitors to Cuba are usually Havana good time.
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Italian building inspectors in Pisa are leanient.
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There is some Confucion about the oldest religion in China.
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Stealing someone’s coffee is called “mugging.”
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Did you know that donuts were first made in Greece?
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In a Scandinavian race the last Lapp crossed the Finnish line.
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If you said you were from South America, I would not Bolivia.