Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
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A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
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Show me someone in denial and I’ll show you a person in Egypt up to their ankles.
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Visitors to Cuba are usually Havana good time.
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Italian building inspectors in Pisa are leanient.
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There is some Confucion about the oldest religion in China.
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Stealing someone’s coffee is called “mugging.”
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Did you know that donuts were first made in Greece?
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In a Scandinavian race the last Lapp crossed the Finnish line.
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If you said you were from South America, I would not Bolivia.
Puns: Batch 1
November 12th, 2008Jokes: Batch 1
November 11th, 2008Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!
Q: What is the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
A: About 45 minutes!
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Man: Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
Doctor: When did you first notice this problem?
Man: What problem?
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“Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out her basement window.”
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Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn’t do?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Sam: Good, because i didn’t do my homework.
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Q: How do you make a blonde’s eyes sparkle?
A: Shine a torch into her ear.
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Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
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Q: Why don’t oysters give to charity?
A: Because they’re shellfish.
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Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A: Buy a deck of cards.
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Q: How do you prevent a Summer cold?
A: Catch it in the Winter!
Tagaytay
November 10th, 2008About Tagaytay
Tagaytay City, Philippines (population 16,322), is about 60 km / 37 miles south of Manila in the mountains of Cavite Province. Tagaytay is a city of scenic contrasts .Wildflowers line paved winding roads, panoramic views of the Taal Volcano nestled in Taal Lake, and orchards of fresh home grown fruits, all amidst modern convenient facilities and amenities including the Casino Filipino Tagaytay.
Tagaytay is home to Taal Volcano, which is reputed to be the world’s smallest and yet most active. It stands on its own island amid a landscape of ash and cinder. The breathtaking views of Taal volcano and Lake is a MUST SEE for everyone visiting Asia. It is truly a once in a life time experience and we recommend a visit in the strongest possible way.
Tagaytay, considered as the country’s second summer capital because of its crisp and cool climate all year around, is a treasure box of pleasure points in by itself. At nightfall, one sees the lake sparkle with the pinpoint lights of fishing boats. It is a perfect picnic spot. Here, the Department of Tourism (DOT) and the Philippine Tourism Authority built Picnic Groove, a public park in the city which generates public patronage through user fees and the sale of low priced goods, thus contributing to the industrial growth of Tagaytay.
Tagaytay, however, is more than a picnic haunt. The place has given rise to many congregational houses and retreat centers. It is also conductive to spiritual meditation, that is earned yet another title for being the “Center of Spiritual Retreat.”
Thus, the masterpiece of nature that is Tagaytay is a not to be missed item in a tourist itinerary. It should always include a visit to the Volcano Island, and its enumerable side spots.
Tagaytay City, located 2,500 feet above sea level enjoys a cool and invigorating climate characterized by a relatively low temperature, low humidity, and abundant rainfall. Average temperature is 22.7 degrees Celsius. For this reason, Tagaytay with its cool weather, balmy winds and foggy mists is called the “second summer capital” of the country after Baguio City.
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Puerto Galera
November 9th, 2008About Puerto Galera
Puerto Galera is located on the northern part of the island of Mindoro, Philippines, in the province Oriental Mindoro. It is about 130 kilometers south of Manila and 14 nautical miles from Batangas City. In total it has 12 coastal villages or Barangays and one mountain district. It is bordered in the north by the Verde Island Passage, in the northeast by the town of San Teodoro, in the northwest by Occidental Mindoro and in the south by Mount Malasimbo and Mount Baco. It covers a total land area of 23.247 hectares.
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Boracay
November 8th, 2008About Boracay
Boracay Island, Philippines Known far and wide as an island paradise, Boracay has charmed vacationers with its powder white sand, crystal blue waters and purposely laid-back pace. Located at the norther tip of Panay province, Boracay is about three hours away from Manila. Sun worshippers from all over the world visit Boracay yearly, and some have even made it their second home. It is no wonder therefore, that French, German, Spanish and English can be heard spoken in the Island. The culinary fare is equally exciting featuring a wide range from Thai and Austrian to Belgian and Filipino. Numerous water sport facilities, including dive shops are on hand as well as a sprinkling of bars and discos. Most visitors, however prefer to sit back and enjoy the sun.
For many certified sun-worshippers the world over, paradise goes by the name Boracay. For indeed, many visitors have come back to Boracay year after year. Some have even chosen to live in this paradise island. Sheltered from the fierce easterly typhoons, Boracay can be found at the Northwestern tip of Panay, in the West Visayan region,off the Sibuyan Sea. Boracay has managed to pack its thousand- hectare area with all the elements of a tropical paradise- crystal blue waters, powder white sand, liberal doses of tropical palms and flowering plants, and a healthy marine life under the seas.
Boracay is made up of three little communities: Yapak in the north, Balabag in the middle, Manocmanoc in the south. Hilly elevations up to 100 meters above sea level characterize Yapak and Manocmanoc. Interwining trails link the small villages but many sometimes lead to lush tropical jungles. Electricity and public transportaion remain relatively scarce. Boracay would have remained a national secret if not for a few foreign travellers who accidentally stumbled upon the place. Some say it was a movie crew which spread word about Boracay to other sun worshippers. Othere swear it was German traveler Jens Peter’s book, which included rave reviews about Boracay, that sent tourists on their way. Whichever tale is true, Boracay has become a melting pot for beach lovers. At any point in the islands, visitors can hear English, German, French, Norwegian, Belgian, Bahasa, and Korean spoken fluently. More importantly, visitors respect the serene quality of the place, and pay tribute to native Boracaynons by behaving to local behavioral codes- which means no nudity, no fighting, and no loud commotions. Not surprisingly, the culinary fare at Boracay is as diverse as the nationalities of its visitors. French, Australian, Belgian, German, Spanish, Norwegian, Turkish, Portugal, Greece, Italian, Americans, Canadians, Swedish, Taiwanese, Korean, Japanese, Singaporean, Malaysians, and Thai – they’re all here side by side with the Boracay cuisine. Lending ample support to this virtual rainbow of gastronomic pickings are Boracay’s famous selection of Tropical fruit shakes: from sweet yellow mango, green tart mango, to pineapple, coconut milk, cantaloupe and banana. Don’t go back home without a sip.
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Alabang
November 7th, 2008Soul Searching
November 6th, 2008by Urbandub
Say a prayer for me
I need a new life
I’m not blind ’cause I see the truth and the lies
Heed my words
Listen to advice
You don’t need to run away and take your life
No, can’t live this way…
So you go for miles and miles
And miles and miles and miles
Destination nowhere
No means or how,
Saw you go for miles and miles
Soul searching for how
Just take a look around at the faces that you meet
Everybody’s got their own pains like you and me
Never fall away…
Whatever you do choose life
The thoughts on your mind choose life
Wherever you go choose life
Choose life
Gone
November 5th, 2008by Urbandub
Where do we go from here?
The suspense is a thrill
To me your feel, your taste is still so clear
I run, but my legs can only take me so far
It’s beating me down, it’s tearing me down
Well tonight I’m feeling emotional
Lonely here tonight
It’s not helping me at all
It doesn’t make it better that you’re gone
It doesn’t ease the pain at all
That you’re gone
I scratch against the walls
I drown myself in tears
Imagine your hold, but it doesn’t feel as real
And I, cry myself dry
It’s all over now and you’ll never be around
A New Tattoo
November 4th, 2008by Urbandub
Great moments they pass by
If you’re careless
Desperately trying to speak the words
I’ve been wanting to say for a long time.
Tongue tied, every time I try to talk to you
In time, I’ll find the right line.
Caught a glimpse of you
I tremble every time you walk by
Hopelessly trying to find a way
To be near you, to get near you.
In my mind, plays thoughts of you all the time
I’ll find the right line…
I’ll bleed for you
Like a new tattoo in my heart
You’ll stay permanent…
Am I too late now?
Will I find a way to get to you somehow?
She’s breaking me down again
She’s breaking me down.
Hari Ng Sablay
November 3rd, 2008by Sugar Free
please lang wag kang magulat
kung ako’y biglang magwala
mula pa ng pagkabata
mistulan ng tanga
sa’n – sa’n nabababangga
sa’n – sa’n nadadapa
ang puso kong kawawa
may pag-asa pa ba
oooh, ayoko ng magsori
oooh, sawa na akong magsisi
pasensya ka na
mabilis lang akong mataranta
ako ang hari ng sablay
ako ang hari ng sablay
hinding- hindi makasabay
sabay sa hangin ng aking buhay
hari ng sablay
ako ang hari ng sablay
ako ang hari, ako ang hari
isang tama sampung mali
ganyan ako pumili
‘di na mababawi ng puso kong sawi
daig pa ang telenovela
kung ako’y magdrama
ganyan ba talaga guhit ng aking tadhana
oooh, sawa na akong magsori
oooh, ayoko ng magsisi
pasensya ka na
mabilis lang akong mataranta
ako ang hari ng sablay
ako ang hari ng sablay
hinding- hindi makasabay
sabay sa hangin ng aking buhay
hari ng sablay
ako ang hari ng sablay
ako ang hari, ako ang hari
woah, ayoko ng magsori
oooh, sawa na akong magsisi
pasensya ka na
mabilis lang akong mataranta
ako ang hari ng sablay
ako ang hari ng sablay
hinding- hindi makasabay
sabay sa hangin ng aking buhay
hari ng sablay
ako ang hari ng sablay
ako ang hari, ako ang hari
isang tama sampung mali
ganyan ako pumili
‘di na mababawi ng puso kong sawi
daig pa ang telenovela
kung ako’y magdrama
ganyan ba talaga guhit ng aking tadhana
oooh, sawa na akong magsori
oooh, ayoko ng magsisi
pasensya ka na
mabilis lang akong mataranta
ako ang hari ng sablay
hinding- hindi makasabay
sabay sa hangin ng aking buhay
hari ng sablay
ako ang hari ng sablay
ako ang hari, ako ang hari











